I heard this on the radio in the morning and I was shaking my head back and forth in disbelief. Via SFGate.com, Owner: Man Tried to Hide Guitar in Pants.
Ok, if you try to steal a guitar, keep in mind, it is not like stealing batteries. It won’t fit in your clothing properly!
Clifton Lovell, the owner of the store said,
The neck of the guitar was almost down to his knee and the back of the guitar was almost up to his neck. It wasn’t hard to spot. There was no way he could sit down or get into the pickup.