ThumbTalk about crazy…

Surgically alters thumbs to better use iPhone from North Denver News reports Thomas Martel, a 28 year-old, had his thumbs surgically altered in a form of “whittling.” This surgery allowed him to easy type on his iPhone, since he had large thumbs.

“From my old Treo, to my Blackberry, to this new iPhone, I had a hard time hitting the right buttons, and I always lost those little styluses,” explains Martel. “Sure, the procedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save by being able to use modern handhelds so much faster, I really think the surgery will pay for itself in ten to fifteen years. And what it’s saving me in frustration – that’s priceless.”

The surgery involved “making a small incision into both thumbs and shaving down the bones, followed by careful muscular alteration and modification of the fingernails.” The Doctor said “We’re turning plastic surgery from something that people use in service of vanity, to a real tool for improving workplace efficiency.”

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  1. Scott Clark

    I’m getting a bluetooth headset permanently mounted inside my head, connected directly to my inner ear and scrollbar embedded in my upper palette.

    I want to be able to look stuff up using a voice browser on Wikipedia at cocktail parties when people ask “So, what do you think of the relevance of the 6th article of the Japanese Constitution considering the Post Bush era to come” (I can say… let me refresh this drink and I’ll let you know!)

    Or perhaps I should go to different parties.

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