I have tons of schwag, tons. Not the type of stuff you get from exhibit halls, but the stuff search engines give out.
Today, Google sent me a Google Lava Lamp, Google Coffee Mug, Google Frisbee, Google Hat, Google Shirt & Google Notepad because I helped out on a usability thing.
Ronnie is going to set up the lava lamp in the office, ill take a picture of that when it is up and running.
You want free Google Schwag? Sign up at http://www.google.com/usability/ and enter referral code MV1.